Mistress (![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} anastasia1) wrote,@ 2007-12-11 13:54:00 |
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Merry Christmas
"REMEMBER THIS AT CHRISTMAS TIME According to the Alaska Department of
Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the
Summer each year, Male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of
Winter, usually late November.
However Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth
In the spring.
Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's
Reindeer in late December, the beloved Reindeer, from Rudolph to Blitzen
Had to be Girls !
We should have known. ONLY WOMEN would be able to drag a fat-ass man in a
Red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost."
